Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so ya are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can spill us all about it. No criticizing here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode any s